South Korea: Joint US Military Drills to Stop Now!

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
June 17, 2018

Of course they’re going to stop.

Trump and Kim are friends now, he said they’re going to stop, why would they not stop?

We’re in getting things done mode now.

Deal mode.


South Korea and the United States are expected to announce the suspension of “large-scale” military drills this week, with the provision that they would restart if North Korea failed to keep its promise to denuclearize, news agency Yonhap said on Sunday.

Citing an unnamed government source, the South Korean news agency said the suspension was likely to affect only major joint exercises, not more routine military training.

U.S. President Donald Trump surprised officials in Seoul and Washington when he pledged to end “war games” after his summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un in Singapore last week.

Immediately after the announcement, U.S. forces in Korea said they had received no guidance on stopping any drills, and South Korean officials said they were trying to figure out which exercises Trump was referring to.

I am very excited about the whole situation.

I think it is all going to work out as planned.

Trump will be the hero who did the deal no president before him even tried.

Remember Rodman saying he went to Obama and Obama wouldn’t even give him the time of day with regards to trying to get this situation fixed. Trump wanted to be the guy who did it, he’s done it, he wants this as the first major part of what will, we hope, be a grand legacy.

Trump’s been tweeting on it.

Chuck the kike was claiming that nothing happened at the talks. That is the Jew line here. “Oh yeah but nothing happened, this isn’t really real.” I don’t know what else they can say, really.

The other thing is that Trump somehow gave something to an evil, evil Hitler man by meeting with him.

I mean, yeah, Trump’s time is valuable, but he was already spending time on the situation by dealing with the conflict. So wasn’t solving the conflict the best option?

Probably, nothing was going to happen.

But he says “potentially” – and yeah, there was always the potential for North Korea to attack Seoul with CONVENTIONAL weapons and blow the whole place to hell.

And their ability to do that actually meant that there was no possible military solution.

Bannon said that during some drunk impromptu press conference before he was fired from the White House (probably why he was fired) because Trump was playing like there was one – but there really was no such solution that didn’t involve Seoul getting btfo and millions dying.

The option was to either make peace or kick the can down the road. Trump picked up the can and made peace.

Jews of course love these boogiemen who allow them to fearmonger, push for military expansion that benefits globalism, so they are pissed off. They also love the whole “Evil Hitler Man” stuff – “Adolf Slope,” they called him. They didn’t call him that. But they love their “evil people out there planning to hurt you, goyim, need to invade the world to keep the goyim in safety.”

My take is this, just because North Korea gave up development of Nuclear weapons, doesn’t mean they gave up their ability to build them, they already know how to do this, they probably have a dozen or so sitting around somewhere, and hopefully they will continue to share this technology and knowledge with Iran and other nations which will be allies in the coming clash of civilizations world war. We need peace with the North to take away that play from the Chinese, who are the real threat long term. We also need to end this world police bullshit and bring our troops home, were gonna need them to invade California during the racial civil war that’s coming here.

How Work Will Change In The Future

by Brett Stevens on March 29, 2018

People are going to look back on this time and wonder if the people then knew how much life was changing forever. We are at the cusp of a sea change not just of vast importance, but even broader implication. Ideas are dying, and since they are chained together as justifications for one another, they will fall together, like a big net dropping away.

If we pull the net aside for a moment, we can see a glimpse of the future, which will be both tragedy and opportunity. The tragedy occurs through the collapse of institutions that still have some good in them, but these can then be replaced with things that are wholly functional. The change begins with globalism.

Globalism served as a death knell for trust in our ability to make things. Choked by unions, lawsuits, regulations, and social problems, our labor pool was not up to the task, so companies began outsourcing and offshoring, which prompted government to make this easier through treaties like NAFTA.

In turn globalism died because it essentially transferred our wealth to the third world while leaving us with the “service economy,” an illusion that is rapidly dying as people realize that not only are FAANG companies worse social engineering manipulators than previous corporations, but their accounting conceals a lack of real value.

For companies like Amazon and Google, the only business model consists of growth. They generate a lot of hype, so people buy their stock, and so they are able to leverage that popularity and buy other companies or expand into other industries. Amazon never posts profit, only reinvests, buying itself a business empire by using illusory credit.

As the FAANG companies collapse inward through a combination of a lack of an enduring business model and increasing scrutiny of their “social justice” oriented practices, globalism also will die, and with the death of globalism, the notion of trusting in your employer will finally go away.

People used to hope for a “good job” — there really are very few — but found themselves instead locked into a cycle where companies form, get huge, and then decompose in their own bloat, leaving the workers stranded in a shattered jobs market. The future belongs not to having a good job, but to having a business of your own.

The first step toward that end has come with the rise of work-from-home gigs:

Nearly half (45%) of hiring managers said their company’s work-from-home policy has changed in the past five years, with 60 percent saying it has become more lenient and inclusive.

Over half (52%) of hiring managers that work at companies with work-from-home policies believe hiring has become easier in the past year.

Over half (55%) of hiring managers agree that remote work has become more commonplace as compared to three years ago. Five times as many hiring managers expect more of their team to work remotely in the next ten years than expect less.

The slow death of the office has come to us. Commuting wastes time; office politics are miserable; most people are performing repetitive roles in front of computers anyway, and rather than spend 80% of their time on their phones browsing Facebook, they would rather chip in that one-fifth of their day with focused private time at home.

As this becomes more commonplace, companies are going to look at the infrastructure they have in place to address the office environment and wonder if they need it. When your needs reduce to having people fulfill isolated functions, then it makes more sense to hire them the old fashioned way, as contractors.

This type of employment means that you, the employee, receive a request from the client. You estimate the time it takes to do this, and thus the cost, and when they approve the bill, you do the work and then bill them. You take care of your own health insurance, equipment, and office space.

Contractors generally increase the competitiveness of a field because they compete directly with one another. The business selects whoever can do the best work in the shortest amount of time, with some variability for how much quality influences the value of what is done, and so the most efficient/effective people rise.

In turn, this makes the employee take on a less passive role: business owner. They are no longer someone paid to show up, but someone who takes money for completing a task. They can also work for multiple clients at once. This means that they will keep a number of options open and have multiple income streams.

With this development, we will see a shift away from the cities. If you do not have to commute, you will choose cheaper housing farther from the center of town, and spend more of your time at the house. If you are looking for multiple income streams, you will then expand what you can do like any business does to ensure steady clients.

Our future is not as workers, but as homesteaders. People will sell some of their labor to companies, but having more focus on the home, will also perform more of a role in their local community. They will probably, as was common a century ago, supplement this with income or income-in-kind from the homestead itself.

Soon you will see homes which function also as offices where someone both fills out medical forms for remote clients and sells fresh eggs, repairs small engines, or offers veterinary services. There is too much uncertainty in an interconnected economy, automation is going to obliterate the easy jobs, and most people are fleeing the disaster that is modernity and its overpopulation.

In other words, we are going from the megacity model back to Main Street, or people living in smaller communities in which they have a role. People no longer trust a remote economy to provide for their needs and are aware how businesses expand just like governments, becoming bloated and then looking abroad for labor.

With this model, even if everything goes wrong, you still have your homestead, which costs about a quarter of what your city house will. You have a large garden, maybe some livestock, and a workshop where you can at least trade skilled labor for other goods or services. You have a safety net of yourself.

Look at how widely and deeply our world is changing. Modernity, democracy, consumerism, and individual rights no longer inspire belief from others, but skepticism. Our relentless abuse of the environment is manifesting in disrupted jet streams and extreme weather. Automation threatens to remove many jobs. There is a new Cold War on, with China and/or Russia, that is forcing us to discard our inefficiencies and become not just self-reliant but massively productive. Overpopulation guarantees that instability, war, and disease are in the future.

On the other side, good things are afoot. Factional warfare worldwide means the end of crusading for peace. Space colonization seems inevitable. The same skepticism that people have toward modernity and its methods also opens them up to seeing possibilities that were considered taboo just a few months ago. The end of modernity means that we are looking for not just another social order, but entirely different lifestyles.

Conservatives emphasize local solutions, hierarchy, a lack of subsidies, and shrinking government so that it is no longer a manager-babysitter but merely there for leadership. The market and society have caught up to that vision. People no longer seek one giant force to control everything but instead want to be independent from all these large forces and working within the organic confines of culture, tribe, and caste.

All of these changes point toward a different relationship with work. In the past, we were paid for doing the job, which meant 90% irrelevance and 10% productivity. Now that we see that jobs are not reliable, instead we want as much of our effort as possible to pay off in the most local, direct, and resilient way possible.

NRA Chief NAMES THE JEW (As the “European-Style Socialist” – Best Euphemism Since “Rootless Cosmopolitan”)!

Adrian Sol
Daily Stormer
February 24, 2017

LaPierre has had it up to here with these kikes.

The NRA is basically the only lobby group which is funded by normal Americans and fights to represent their interest. As such, it’s also pretty much the only lobby that is routinely demonized by the media.

Unsurprisingly, the NRA has an overwhelmingly positive reputation among normal people.

As such, it’s an influential and trusted institution.

Which is why having it’s leadership deliver this kind of speech is a verygood sign.

Haaretz :

Longtime National Rifle Association chief executive Wayne LaPierre Thursday addressed criticism of his organization following the Florida school massacre, and his combative defense included expressions of dog-whistle anti-Semitism reminiscent of the “Protocols of the Elders of Zion,” with descriptions of a powerful plot to destroy America’s freedom by “European-style Socialists” who he said had taken over the Democratic Party.

Sorry, Schlomo. You ain’t shutting down the NRA.

LaPierre vowed that the NRA intends to go far beyond its role as a gun lobby, to warn Americans that all of their individual freedoms are being destroyed by a condescending intellectual elite. “I promise you this – the NRA will not only speak out, the NRA will speak out louder and we will speak out stronger than ever before,” with its own television station and expanded media operations to resist “the Socialist corruption of our government.”

Please, God, make it so.

A NRA tv channel calling out “socialist corruption” 24/7 would be the best thing ever, especially considering that all of these “European-style socialists” are actually Jews.

Just look at the names LaPierre is mentioning.

Again and again in his speech to the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in Maryland, LaPierre identified the enemies of the NRA, and of America, as Jews – from Karl Marx to Bernie Sanders, from Hungarian-born Holocaust survivor George Soros to former New York mayor Michael Bloomberg. LaPierre singled out Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer of New York as one of the Democrats who are “liars to the core.”

If you start calling out all the people pushing for gun control, the results will always be anti-Semitic.

“History proves it. Every time, in every nation in which this political disease rises to power, its citizens are repressed, their freedoms are destroyed, and their firearms are banned and confiscated. It is all backed in this country by the social engineering, and the billions, of people like [philanthropists of Jewish lineage] George Soros, Michael Bloomberg, Tom Steyer, and more.”

Every single individual he’s named is a kike. This is no coincidence. There is basically zero chance that LaPierre and others in the top ranks of the NRA aren’t aware of the Jewish issue, especially as it relates to the second amendment.

They’ve remained silent on this topic until now, scared of the media power that the Jews possess. But things are changing. The power of the mainstream media is plummeting fast, and the range of acceptable discourse has widened significantly thanks to Trump and the Alt-Right.

And that’s opening the way for the NRA to become a major political actor – especially if they’re going to be coming out with rhetoric like this:

LaPierre, who has led the NRA for three decades, outlined a vision of a vast conspiracy led by “European-style Socialists”who, he said, have turned the Democrats into a “party which is now infested with saboteurs” and which has infiltrated and taken over such bodies as the FBI, the U.S. intelligence community, the Department of Justice and the Internal Revenue Service.

Their goal? “Absolute control, in every corner of our government, is their ultimate dream. These intellectual elites, they think they’re smarter than we are. They think they’re smarter than the rest of us. And they think they’re better than we are. They truly believe it, and you know it, the privileged and the powerful. They think they deserve to be in charge of every lever of power.

“But you know what? The United States Constitution makes it absolutely clear that they are not in charge. We, the People are in charge of this country!

The European-style socialist is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a European-style socialist and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

The NRA has now officially joined the eternal battle pitting Whites against European-style socialists.

The FBI plot to overthrow the presidency and commit organized TREASON in America


Most people never thought they would see the day that the FBI would become so politicized that many of its members actively lie and commit treason in an attempt to bring down the President of the United States, but alas, here we are.

While our criminal justice system was originally established to give all Americans, regardless of their background and political ideology, fair and equal treatment under the law, that all changed when Barack Obama became the 44th president of the United States. With the Department of Justice under his control, Obama was able to appoint radical leftists like Eric Holder and Loretta Lynch to do his bidding, which mostly consisted of race-baiting and using the law to specifically target conservative Americans. In this way, the justice system became not only entangled in rampant corruption, but also a weapon used by the left to destroy their political enemies.

Today, even though Donald Trump has taken over Barack Obama’s seat inside the Oval Office, rogue Obama appointees that still reside in the Department of Justice are doing what they’ve always done; the only difference is that now they have the advantage of working to dismantle the conservative movement from within.

Perhaps one of the most outrageous and desperate allegations made by the left in recent history is the idea that President Trump and various members of his team colluded with the Russians throughout the 2016 presidential election, which ultimately helped Trump defeat Hillary Clinton last November. Despite no concrete evidence whatsoever, the liberals, including and especially leftists within the mainstream media, have been hellbent on convincing the American people that something illegal occurred. Eventually, they were rewarded for their efforts with the appointment of Special Counsel Robert Mueller, who has gone on to conduct one of the most biased and politicized FBI investigations in American history.

To give just one example, it was recently revealed that a top FBI agent at the center of the investigation into the so-called “Russia collusion scandal,” Peter Strzok, exchanged several anti-Trump text messages with FBI lawyer Lisa Page, who was also appointed to Mueller’s investigative team. Although Strzok was suspended from the investigation for his overwhelming bias, it goes to show that Robert Mueller really didn’t take enough time to ensure that his team was fair and honest in the first place. (Related: The bogus “Trump-Russia collusion” story is nothing but a political hatchet job cooked up by Obama loyalist John Brennan.)

It’s also worth noting that Peter Strzok was the FBI’s lead investigator on the investigation into Hillary Clinton’s mishandling of classified emails during her time as Secretary of State. Strzok even interviewed Clinton on July 2, 2016, just days before then-FBI Director James Comey announced that he would not be recommending any charges. If Peter Strzok is this biased and this willing to defend liberal Democrats, why would Robert Mueller recruit him for his team?

Of course, Peter Strzok is only one of many individuals on Robert Mueller’s team that has an obvious left-wing slant. FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe, for example, was involved in both the investigation into Hillary Clinton’s email server and the investigation into the uranium one sale, neither of which conveniently resulted in legal consequences for Clinton. McCabe’s wife also received roughly $675,000 from Clinton supporters and left-wing organizations during her campaign for Virginia state senate. Other people on Mueller’s team with liberal biases include Andrew Weissmann, Justin Cooper, Jeannie Rhee, Bruce Ohr, and others.

If all of this isn’t enough to convince you that this entire investigation into Russia’s role in the 2016 presidential election is just a politicized witch hunt designed to destroy President Trump and his administration, then what is?

Trump Says No to Immigration From “Shithole Countries” – Wants People from Norway Instead!

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
January 12, 2018

It is certainly fair to ask why it is that you would want immigration from shithole countries. Presumably, this is a question a lot of people have.

Washington Post:

President Trump grew frustrated with lawmakers Thursday in the Oval Office when they discussed protecting immigrants from Haiti, El Salvador and African countries as part of a bipartisan immigration deal, according to several people briefed on the meeting.

“Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?” Trump said, according to these people, referring to countries mentioned by the lawmakers.

Trump then suggested that the United States should instead bring more people from countries such as Norway, whose prime minister he met with Wednesday. The president, according to a White House official, also suggested he would be open to more immigrants from Asian countries because he felt they help the United States economically.

In addition, the president singled out Haiti, telling lawmakers that immigrants from that country must be left out of any deal, these people said.

“Why do we need more Haitians?” Trump said, according to people familiar with the meeting. “Take them out.”

Lawmakers were taken aback by the comments, according to people familiar with their reactions. Sens. Lindsey O. Graham (R-S.C.) and Richard J. Durbin (D-Ill.) had proposed cutting the visa lottery program by 50 percent and then prioritizing countries already in the system, a White House official said.

A White House spokesman defended Trump’s position on immigration without directly addressing his remarks. White House officials did not dispute the account.

“Certain Washington politicians choose to fight for foreign countries, but President Trump will always fight for the American people,” spokesman Raj Shah said in a statement issued after The Washington Post first reported Trump’s remarks. “. . . Like other nations that have merit-based immigration, President Trump is fighting for permanent solutions that make our country stronger by welcoming those who can contribute to our society, grow our economy and assimilate into our great nation.”

The fact that they issued a response without denying the comments themselves indicates these were the actual words that Trump used.

This is encouraging and refreshing, as it indicates Trump is more or less on the same page as us with regards to race and immigration. Yes, he said the thing about Asian countries, which shows that he is not actually a racist and is instead concerned about merit, but that is a huge leap from where the rest of the entirety of the political system in this country is at.

The problem with Asian immigration, aside from the fact that they are not us and thus create social problems (not on the scale of other nonwhites, because they don’t commit the crimes and are not leeches, but it is certainly alienating to be surrounded by Asians), is that they actually take jobs and of course places in universities away from our people.

Of course, he may have just made the comment about Asians so as to not seem racist. I think it is clear that Trump’s ideal America the one he grew up with in the 1950s. And the closer we get to that, the closer we are to our own goals of a white race-state.

The other thing about Asians is that if people who think like us take power, they aren’t going to throw a fit about being forced to leave. We can give them a year to make arrangements, and they will just go, for the most part without even complaining. A certain small percentage of them may be allowed to stay, though of course not with citizenship or citizen’s rights. Anyway, it’s a non-issue right now.

The real issue is all of these shitty brown people who come to the country exclusively to parasite off of us.

DEATHWATCH: John McCain Checks into the Hospital – Doesn’t Want Trump Gloating at His Funeral

Andrew Anglin

Daily Stormer

If he didn’t want people celebrating his agonizing death, maybe he shouldn’t have spent his entire life plotting to destroy America?

At last, the moment we’ve all been waiting for is quickly approaching: the death of John McCain.

We celebrated when he was diagnosed with the inoperable tumor, but we had hoped he would die quickly. Instead, he has lived on to harm America further.

Fox News:

President Trump on Friday called the wife of Sen. John McCain, the Arizona Republican who was hospitalized this week as he battles brain cancer, the White House said.

An official said Trump spoke by phone with Cindy McCain on Friday afternoon to “check in on Sen. McCain’s condition.”

“Is the evil America-hating sonovabitch dead yet?”

McCain, 81, was diagnosed with brain cancer in July. On Wednesday, his office said he had been admitted to the hospital.

“Senator McCain is currently receiving treatment at Walter Reed Medical Center for normal side effects of his ongoing cancer therapy,” his office said. “As ever, he remains grateful to his physicians for their excellent care, and his friends and supporters for their encouragement and good wishes. Senator McCain looks forward to returning to work as soon as possible.”

Despite his hospitalization, McCain’s Republican colleagues expressed optimism he will be able to make the expected votes on the tax overhaul next week. Senators must be physically present on the Senate floor to cast votes.

“Of course we all wish for Sen. McCain to have a great health for as long as possible,” Sen. Rob Portman, R-Ohio, said Friday on Fox News. “My sense is that everybody’s made a commitment to be there next week. And we will certainly be able to have the vote. Our prayers go to him and his family.”

John McCain is an inoperable tumor on this country.

We’ll be having a celebratory podcast marathon when he finally dies once and for all.

Update: 5/7/18

Arizona Sen. John McCain listens during a hearing in Washington, D.C., on Nov. 30, 2017.
Arizona Sen. John McCain listens during a hearing in Washington, D.C., on Nov. 30, 2017.
Andrew Harrer—((((((Bloomberg))))))/Getty Images

(WASHINGTON) — A frail Sen. John McCain has been receiving a stream of visitors and good wishes at his Arizona ranch as he confronts the aftermath of brain cancer treatment and surgery.

Former Vice President Joe Biden sat with McCain for 90 minutes Sunday, according to people close to both men. Biden followed McCain’s closest friends, Sen. Lindsey Graham of South Carolina and retired Connecticut Sen. ((((((Joe Lieberman)))))), who visited McCain at the Mayo Clinic two weeks ago. McCain’s daughter, Meghan, tweeted Friday that she was heading to her father’s side.

“Going home to Arizona to be with my family,” she tweeted. “Thank you all again for your prayers, patience, understanding and compassion during this time. It means the world to me and my entire family.”

McCain, 81, had hoped to return to the Senate, where he’s served since 1987. He has been unable to do so after cancer treatment and surgery for an intestinal infection last month. Despite that, he’s finished work on a new book being released May 22, “The Restless Wave.” And he continued to advocate for a return to the days when partisans could disagree without demonizing each other.

“I’d like to see us recover our sense that we’re more alike than different,” McCain said in audio excerpts from his book reported by National Public Radio.

McCain has amplified his call for more civil politics since his diagnosis in July with glioblastoma. It is the same rare and aggressive brain cancer that felled his friend, Democratic Sen. Edward Kennedy, at age 77 in 2009, and Biden’s son Beau at 46 in 2015.

He hasn’t been seen in public since December, just before he was hospitalized for a viral infection at Walter Reed Medical Center in Washington. He then returned home to Arizona to recover and undergo physical therapy and continuing cancer treatment at the Mayo Clinic in Phoenix. On December 17, his office issued a news release saying he was looking forward to returning to Washington in January.

 McCain did not return.

He has primarily been staying at his family retreat south of Sedona, Arizona, a sprawling and secluded ranch house along tree-lined Oak Creek where he loves to have family gatherings and barbecue for friends. His daughter, Meghan, was married there in November to Ben Domenech, publisher of the online political and cultural magazine The Federalist. The senator has been known to lead nature tours featuring his extensive knowledge of dozens of species of birds on the property.

McCain’s family and staff have kept news of his condition and treatment private, with his office routinely saying it has no new information to share. In mid-April, it was announced that he had been hospitalized for intestinal surgery needed to stem an infection related to diverticulitis, a condition where the colon develops small bulges that can sometimes become infected.

 At week’s end, McCain was recuperating, eating well and enjoying the ranch at full bloom, according to a person close to him.

The visits by Graham and ((((((Lieberman)))))) were confirmed to The Associated Press by people knowledgeable about the meetings, but who spoke on condition of anonymity to respect the family’s privacy.

His wife, Cindy McCain, tweeted April 23 that he had been released from the hospital, but no official word came from his Senate office.

McCain doesn’t want Trump at funeral, friends tell White House

McCain, who has been battling brain cancer, and Trump have had a turbulent relationship. The senator wants Vice President Mike Pence to attend instead.

John McCain Now Wishes He’d Never Selected Sarah Palin As His 2008 Running Mate

The Arizona senator says he ignored his gut on that one.

John McTumor Doesn’t Want Trump Gloating at His Funeral

Adrian Sol
Daily Stormer
May 6, 2018

He might be the first man in history to be remembered less fondly than the tumor that killed him.

Nobody wants to have a bunch of people gloating over their deaths at their funeral. John McCain is no exception.

But here’s the thing: if he didn’t want people celebrating his agonizing death, maybe he shouldn’t have spent his entire life plotting to destroy America?

If McCain wants only people who will genuinely mourn him at his funeral, he probably needs to have it set in Israel.


People close to Sen. John McCain have told the White House that the ailing Arizona Republican does not want President Donald Trump to attend his funeral and would like Vice President Mike Pence to come instead, a source close to McCain confirmed to NBC News.

I dunno, I bet Trump would make a killer speech. Though it would probably be more of a roast. Man, I’d pay a lot of money to see that.

You know Trump would just make this face during the entire ceremony.

McCain, 81, has been battling an aggressive form of brain cancer for nearly a year and is back home in Arizona after he underwent surgery last month for an intestinal infection.

The senator, the 2008 GOP presidential nominee, said in an audio excerpt this week of his forthcoming memoir, “I don’t know how much longer I’ll be here,” according to a clip aired by NPR.

When you know you could die at any moment, you need to live as if every day could be your last. For normal people, that means connecting with their families, putting their affairs in order and making peace with their Gods.

In McCain’s case, however, that meant putting his shilling into OVERDRIVE.

What a sick bastard.

The White House did not immediately return a request for comment.

Trump did not attend the recent funeral of former first lady Barbara Bush in Houston, Texas, in order “to avoid disruptions due to added security, and out of respect for the Bush Family and friends attending the service,” the White House said last month. First lady Melania Trump attended the service instead, along with former Presidents George H.W. Bush, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton and former first lady Hillary Clinton.

I bet the real reason is because he couldn’t find the right words to subtly humiliate the entire Bush family during the occasion. And also, because you just know the catering would suck.

We don’t want to eat your disgusting cucumber sandwiches and shitty burritos.

McTumor’s unnatural resilience to death is giving me a major case of blue balls here. It’s taking so long the reservations I made for the celebration party I’m organizing are expiring. Is the McCain family going to pay me damages for that? I bet they won’t even have the courtesy.

These people are the scum of the earth.